Musical Fusionist Gifts

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Footballer and Bacteria.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Hanukkah tree

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"I'd like to make a return."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Cowpunk

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Five seconds before the first turducken.

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'The hood gives it street cred.'

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

Advanced Fusion: Gangsta Rap String Quartet.

Women bathing at the seaside

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

Early Baroque and Roll

"You didn't have to go to the store for stuffing mix, Mom. I used our leftover Halloween candy."

"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."

"Once upon a time and a half..."

Pirate Yoga