Fantasy Fusionist Gifts

Women bathing at the seaside

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Footballer and Bacteria.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hanukkah tree

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"I'd like to make a return."

Leonard Nimoy

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

Five seconds before the first turducken.

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'The hood gives it street cred.'

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

I've never heard classical music played to a hip-hop beat. He likes to jiggle the Handel!

Youth Returns to Religion