Fusion Futurist Gifts

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

Occu-Pie Mars

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ascent of Machine.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

AI Safety Officer

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Artificial hearts.

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'