Franchise Futurist Gifts

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

Occu-Pie Mars

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Outer Space Outsourcing

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ascent of Machine.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Robots In The Boardroom

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Real Life/Surreal Life

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Artificial hearts.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'

Computerized society.

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'We want people to see the human side of IT.'