Farm Futurist Gifts

"I think my 5 years of astronaut training might have been a bit of a waste."

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

'With all due respect for your horoscope, Mr. Jones, the outlook for wheat this year is ... '

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

Occu-Pie Mars

Outer Space Outsourcing

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ascent of Machine.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robots In The Boardroom

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Real Life/Surreal Life

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Wild Cow.

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."