Farming Futurist Gifts

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

'If you ask me today's farmer is getting too modern.'

'Crop rotation is the key, cereals followed by wind turbines.'

Ab Lawson's Genetic Engineering Farm

Agriculture and New Technologies

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Niche Extracurriculars

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Cow Pilot.

Taken genetic engineering too far

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Biotechnology in agriculture

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'Are you ready for dessert?'

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

GM Kebabs