Farming Futurist Prints

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

'If you ask me today's farmer is getting too modern.'

'Crop rotation is the key, cereals followed by wind turbines.'

Ab Lawson's Genetic Engineering Farm

Agriculture and New Technologies

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

Cow Pilot.

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Niche Extracurriculars

Taken genetic engineering too far

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Biotechnology in agriculture

Error in low-fat pizza design.