Future Farming Fan Gifts

Niche Extracurriculars

Cow Pinatas

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Yoyo sheep

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Wild Cow.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Cow Pilot.