Future Farming Fan Gifts

Niche Extracurriculars

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Yoyo sheep

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Wild Cow.

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Cow Pilot.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.