Modern Farming Fans Gifts

Ringing horn

Cow Pinatas

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Yoyo sheep

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Wild Cow.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Niche Extracurriculars

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

It's an I-O-Ewe.