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Ringing horn

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Yoyo sheep

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Wild Cow.

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'George, stop playing with the children.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Niche Extracurriculars

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Domestic Animals.

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

It's an I-O-Ewe.