Family Futurist Gifts

'I'm sorry, Jerome. Instead of marriage and having kids, I've decided just to have myself cloned.'

Occu-Pie Mars

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Outer Space Outsourcing

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ascent of Machine.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Robots In The Boardroom

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

AI Safety Officer

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

People and robots

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Artificial hearts.