Futuristic Family Member Gifts

Robot feeding Baby.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

People and robots

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

Two robots are playing table football.

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

'I'm sorry, Jerome. Instead of marriage and having kids, I've decided just to have myself cloned.'

'2085 AD: Nothing has changed much. Lovers still carve their initials in synthetic trees with laser pen knives.

'Time to do your homework... Time to do your homework...'

Technology has changed a lot of things, including how kids run away from home.

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

'This is iDiet, the fanziest restaurant in town. They've got virtual food only.'

"Joe and I had 409, 371 children but we never married."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste.'"

"Sorry, kid, but I don't whack parents."

Mother's Day In The Future

A robot falls in love with a toaster.

'Dad, is it possible for an alien to take over a person's body?' 'I'm not sure. Although it would explain a lot about your uncle...'

'Last night she screwed my eyes out.'

'I was just looking at you and wondering what my grandchildren would look like if you and my daughter started dating again, fell in love, got married and had some!'

TV's to be allowed in self-driving cars.

Clow with balloon dog walks past robot with robotic dog.