Futuristic Friends Gifts

'Last night she screwed my eyes out.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Minority Report

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

Take me to your leader. . .

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Robot Robber

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"It's really hard to make any plans. By the time we grow up there will be all new jobs that nobody's ever heard of!"

"This is my urban man cave."

Philip Kindred Dick

robot in car

Post Post

In the Year 2525

'I think they've taken stealth technology as far as it can go.'

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

Popular Science Magazine.

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"So I take it that having your head cryogenically frozen accounts for the thirty-five year gap in employment?"

Human Resources...Cyborg Resources.

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."

"Sorry I'm late. I had a bug."

'You go, Paul. I'm going to hold out until they invent hover boards.'

Robotics Inc. He's coming back to work here? I thought he was obsolete. He was retired, rewired and rehired!

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers