Futuristic Humor Gifts

Someday I'll be one of your security questions.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Darn autocorrect!"

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Robot Robber

Climbing to the moon

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

The Power of 3D Glasses.

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

'My backup special...'

With friends like you...

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

He's very defensive about his personal space.

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

And the next thing I knew, my smartphone had my power of attorney!

'Every time I step on the scale Alexa uses my weight for the joke of the day.'

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

'Pay no attention to any silly stories, I've been here two hundred years and never yet seen a monster.'

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

"No, it's not some new wearable tech."

Voice-activated computer cannot distinguish between buy and sell.

Dad, stop! Put your glasses on! You're about to eat a stick insect!

Mermaid revealing her true identity.

Cowardly lion put his friends on the curb...

"This new phone you've designed...it doesn't make calls!"