Futuristic Humor Pillows

Someday I'll be one of your security questions.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Darn autocorrect!"

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Robot Robber

Climbing to the moon

"I just installed a home security monitor."

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

The Power of 3D Glasses.

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

With friends like you...

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'My backup special...'

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

'Every time I step on the scale Alexa uses my weight for the joke of the day.'

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

Voice-activated computer cannot distinguish between buy and sell.

'Pay no attention to any silly stories, I've been here two hundred years and never yet seen a monster.'

"No, it's not some new wearable tech."

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

Dad, stop! Put your glasses on! You're about to eat a stick insect!

Mermaid revealing her true identity.

Cowardly lion put his friends on the curb...

'You can swipe it as many times as you like, but that's not how a book works.'

"This new phone you've designed...it doesn't make calls!"