Futurist Chuckle Pillows

Occu-Pie Mars

Outer Space Outsourcing

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ascent of Machine.

"Why bother?"

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Artificial hearts.

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."