Futurist Fun-seeker Pillows

'The CEO's computer has cryogenically frozen him until the economy picks up.'

Occu-Pie Mars

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Outer Space Outsourcing

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ascent of Machine.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Robots In The Boardroom

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Real Life/Surreal Life

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Artificial hearts.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'