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Occu-Pie Mars

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Outer Space Outsourcing

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ascent of Machine.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Robots In The Boardroom

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Real Life/Surreal Life

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

AI Safety Officer

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

This man is an island.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Artificial hearts.

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'