Futuristic Flirt Gifts

'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"Call me, Ishmael."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

"Okay, I'll wear a tie."

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

'Sweet, Caroline?'

'2085 AD: Nothing has changed much. Lovers still carve their initials in synthetic trees with laser pen knives.

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

"You really know how to push my buttons."

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

"Wow! So that was the bagel setting."

'Drone Santa.'

'I thought we'd go for a digital tree this year.'

Christmas in Space

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

"When Santa went electric they either diversified or got furloughed."