Tech Flirt Gifts

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"You really know how to push my buttons."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

My husband doesn´t understand you.

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar."

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

'I hope I'm not embarrassing you when I say that I found your company's latest earnings report very sexy.'

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

"Would it disturb you if I sang?"

"When we go for walks, Young Master refers to me as his favourite "Chick Magnet": What does that mean?"

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

Compound Interest

'Physicists talking dirty'

"Put me at the top of your to do list."

'Pssst. Your interface or mine?'

Psss. Yourplace.com or mine?

'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'

"So how long have you worked here, Baldo?"

"Tell the messenger I'm almost done with my sext."

Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.

Computer dating: 'You look kind of cute.'