Modern Flirt Gifts

"My Google Glass is up here."

'Do you want to play magic, , , We go to my house and have some fun, then you disappear,'

"But after Monica, I began to wonder... Maybe I've been looking for rejection in all the wrong places!"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

I only have eyes for you

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Call me?"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

You are my sunshine!

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Your place or mine?'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Recess does things to a man."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'I think I've scored.'

Barman In Love.

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."