Old-school Flirt Gifts

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Call me, Ishmael."

"Everybody meets online these days."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'Do you come here often?'

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"Wanna go out?"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"Thanks for walking me home."

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

Person Reading For Pleasure

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

'Sweet, Caroline?'

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"Bad boys don't die. They just ride in to the sunset!"

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"I'll shoot you an email."

"I might be a caveman, but I love to give you chocolates on Valentines Day."

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

'No, sorry, I just work here.'

'So now I've got a dollar burning a hole in my pocket...'