Futuristic Family Gifts

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

People and robots

Drone Baby Delivery

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Where steel wool comes from.

'I'm sorry, Jerome. Instead of marriage and having kids, I've decided just to have myself cloned.'

'Your wife gets custody of the children, and you get custody of the babysitter.'

Yup, I like these self-driving cattle. Google.

'No, the woman of the house is at work. May I help you?'

'2085 AD: Nothing has changed much. Lovers still carve their initials in synthetic trees with laser pen knives.

'Mom, Kevin just asked me to live with him!'

Remote control sheepdog

"I'm strictly yes or no. Alexa and Siri deal with facts. Value judgements we leave to your mother."

'Time to do your homework... Time to do your homework...'

Technology has changed a lot of things, including how kids run away from home.

Robot feeding Baby.

'Food? Do you think I'm the kind of mother that cooks?'

Cows of the Future!

'Typical family rubbish bin if you ask me: No chips, no chocolate, but lots of discarded vegetables...'

"As a blended family, we've learned to set limits. I limit myself to margaritas and he limits himself to mojitos."

'We tried solar, we tried wind, and now we have a little nuclear reactor out back.'

'In vitro fertilization and sperm banks. I remember the old days when you couldn't outsource having kids.'

'This is iDiet, the fanziest restaurant in town. They've got virtual food only.'

"There, there, son, you know your mother and I are always here for you."

A robot falls in love with a toaster.