Futuristic Family Pillows

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

People and robots

Drone Baby Delivery

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Where steel wool comes from.

'Your wife gets custody of the children, and you get custody of the babysitter.'

'I'm sorry, Jerome. Instead of marriage and having kids, I've decided just to have myself cloned.'

'2085 AD: Nothing has changed much. Lovers still carve their initials in synthetic trees with laser pen knives.

'Mom, Kevin just asked me to live with him!'

'No, the woman of the house is at work. May I help you?'

Remote control sheepdog

'Time to do your homework... Time to do your homework...'

Robot feeding Baby.

Technology has changed a lot of things, including how kids run away from home.

'Food? Do you think I'm the kind of mother that cooks?'

"As a blended family, we've learned to set limits. I limit myself to margaritas and he limits himself to mojitos."

Cows of the Future!

'Typical family rubbish bin if you ask me: No chips, no chocolate, but lots of discarded vegetables...'

'We tried solar, we tried wind, and now we have a little nuclear reactor out back.'

'This is iDiet, the fanziest restaurant in town. They've got virtual food only.'

'In vitro fertilization and sperm banks. I remember the old days when you couldn't outsource having kids.'

A robot falls in love with a toaster.

"Joe and I had 409, 371 children but we never married."