Fantasy Farmer Gifts

When tending her window box, Mrs. Miggins tended to overdo it a bit.

'Oh Hi!'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Agricultural Psychology

A Palindrome Cow.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Vaccinating Scarecrow

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

Maternity ward on the farm.

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

Where steel wool comes from.

'Why can't I do that?' 'You will...some day...maybe...when pigs fly.'

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

Cowpat Man.

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

'This is definitely one of eight conditions.'

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

Realistic Farm Set - Cheese Shop/Holiday Lets/Barn Conversion.

Yup, I like these self-driving cattle. Google.

Remote control sheepdog

'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'

Tofurkey.

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

Cows of the Future!