Fantasy Farmer Gifts

When tending her window box, Mrs. Miggins tended to overdo it a bit.

'Oh Hi!'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Agricultural Psychology

A Palindrome Cow.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Vaccinating Scarecrow

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

Maternity ward on the farm.

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Where steel wool comes from.

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

Realistic Farm Set - Cheese Shop/Holiday Lets/Barn Conversion.

Cowpat Man.

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

'This is definitely one of eight conditions.'

Remote control sheepdog

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

Cows of the Future!

"Yeah, it's not very good farm land! In this paddock, I wonder if the farmer grows grass or rocks..."

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'