Fantasy Farm Life Gifts

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Well, that one got away."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

COWS: Cow Pong

"Static cling."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Hang on a minute...'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Cheesie Rider

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Milkin' Impossible

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

1,572 Performances.

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

Moo-Magrams Exams

A Palindrome Cow.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

#FAIL