Farm Fantasies Gifts

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Agricultural Psychology

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"Do kids eat free?"

A Palindrome Cow.

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

The Snowcow

Maternity ward on the farm.

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"

"Farmer Jones has come back, and he's got a pin!"

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

Realistic Farm Set - Cheese Shop/Holiday Lets/Barn Conversion.

'This is definitely one of eight conditions.'

'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'

'I can't wait to be shorn of all this wooly symbolism.'

'In my day, they gave us names and milked us by hand... Now, they give you numbers and hook you up to a machine...'

"Yeah, it's not very good farm land! In this paddock, I wonder if the farmer grows grass or rocks..."

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

COWS: Cow chess

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

The night cows fell on Alabama.