Festival Fusionist Gifts

Hanukkah tree

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Moby Dick

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

"I'd like to make a return."

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Cowpunk

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

"Following our merger with Easter, you will, of course, have additional responsibilities."

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Five seconds before the first turducken.

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

Santa Claus

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'The hood gives it street cred.'

Women bathing at the seaside

I've never heard classical music played to a hip-hop beat. He likes to jiggle the Handel!

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

Covid-19 Christmas Tree

"You didn't have to go to the store for stuffing mix, Mom. I used our leftover Halloween candy."

"Once upon a time and a half..."

Pirate Yoga