Festive Fusionist Gifts

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

Vote Claus.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

Hanukkah tree

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'No cuts in Medicare!'

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

Adam Smith

" ... And the kids only like me for my presents."

"Repent, lest the axe of judgement fall upon thee."

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."

"Following our merger with Easter, you will, of course, have additional responsibilities."

"During the off-season, I thought I'd moonlight as the easter bunny."

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Xmas Labour Shortage

When seasons collide

'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.'

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

'I'm facing unemployment! The world is running out of nice kids!'

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."

'Drone Santa.'

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Christmas in Space

"Mom, if nothing in life is free, how do you explain Christmas presents?"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."