Festive Fusionist Mugs

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

Vote Claus.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

Hanukkah tree

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'No cuts in Medicare!'

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

Adam Smith

" ... And the kids only like me for my presents."

"Repent, lest the axe of judgement fall upon thee."

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."

"During the off-season, I thought I'd moonlight as the easter bunny."

'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.'

When seasons collide

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Xmas Labour Shortage

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

'I'm facing unemployment! The world is running out of nice kids!'

"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."

"Mom, if nothing in life is free, how do you explain Christmas presents?"

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I'm looking for something that expresses the spirit of the season but doesn't neglect the need for a credible deterrent."

'Drone Santa.'

'I thought we'd go for a digital tree this year.'

Santa Claus