Festive Fusion Lover Mugs

Covid-19 Christmas Tree

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Cake

Snowman

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Christmas Dwarves

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Balloon ski lift

Ice skating boyfriends

Cowpunk

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

Pamplona 500

Seventh Birthday

Adam Smith

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

"During the off-season, I thought I'd moonlight as the easter bunny."

"Following our merger with Easter, you will, of course, have additional responsibilities."

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Happy Easter!

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

Santa vs traffic warden...