Holiday Fusion Enthusiasts Mugs

Rabbi on the Roof with Dreidels

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

Ecstatic caravan

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

Counting Blessings

Bon Voyage

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Adam Smith

Travel Agent - Building not finished

'We can tell him about Santa Claus now, but wait a couple of years before we tell him about the IRS.'

Christmas Tree Lights

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

Step one...try to relax.

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

'Don't worry I'm sure the Easter bunny landed on his big fuzzy feet!'

Scuba Skater

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

Santa Claus

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

"Of course it's going to fit!"

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

"You've got six days."

'How about we cook a turkey in this thing, and get another holiday out of it.'