Holiday Fusion Enthusiasts Pillows

Rabbi on the Roof with Dreidels

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

Ecstatic caravan

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

Counting Blessings

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Bon Voyage

Adam Smith

"Following our merger with Easter, you will, of course, have additional responsibilities."

Step one...try to relax.

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

'Don't worry I'm sure the Easter bunny landed on his big fuzzy feet!'

Christmas Tree Lights

Travel Agent - Building not finished

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

"Good Christmas?"

'We can tell him about Santa Claus now, but wait a couple of years before we tell him about the IRS.'

"I found this under your litter box. Just when were you planning to put this into effect?"

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

Scuba Skater

"You've got six days."

Fusion Research Lab. Come together. Right now.

'Cookies and cream!'

'How about we cook a turkey in this thing, and get another holiday out of it.'

Santa Claus

"Of course it's going to fit!"

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.