Fantasy Fusion Enthusiast Mugs

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Snooker Golf.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

Peter

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

Scuba Skater

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

'How about we cook a turkey in this thing, and get another holiday out of it.'

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

Santa Claus

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

"Football Pool"

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

"This is genius – trick or treating Santa's house."

Women bathing at the seaside

"Sumo Hockey."

Nuclear fusion reactor

Gone with the Wind in the Willows