Fantasy Fusion Enthusiast T-Shirts

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Snooker Golf.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

"Following our merger with Easter, you will, of course, have additional responsibilities."

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

Peter

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

Scuba Skater

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

When worlds collide...

Fusion Research Lab. Come together. Right now.

Santa Claus

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

'How about we cook a turkey in this thing, and get another holiday out of it.'

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

Advanced Fusion: Gangsta Rap String Quartet.

"Football Pool"

"This is genius – trick or treating Santa's house."

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

Women bathing at the seaside

"Sumo Hockey."