Festive Fusion Enthusiast Mugs

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

"Following our merger with Easter, you will, of course, have additional responsibilities."

"We decided to combine Halloween and Thanksgiving this year."

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When Moishy visited Chris

Santa Claus

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"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Adam Smith

"During the off-season, I thought I'd moonlight as the easter bunny."

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

When seasons collide

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

'How about we cook a turkey in this thing, and get another holiday out of it.'

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

"This is genius – trick or treating Santa's house."

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

"There she is! The Holy Bubbha!"

Covid-19 Christmas Tree

"You didn't have to go to the store for stuffing mix, Mom. I used our leftover Halloween candy."

'This holiday overlap thing is getting out of hand!'

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

"Holiday decorating - done."

Vote Claus.

"An investment group from Tokyo is here. To me it looks like a hostile takeover bid."