Music Fusionist Gifts

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Footballer and Bacteria.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hanukkah tree

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"I'd like to make a return."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Synesthesia in action... "There it is - my piano concerto."

Cowpunk

"How much more for pinstripes?"

Five seconds before the first turducken.

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Groovy witch.

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'The hood gives it street cred.'

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

Advanced Fusion: Gangsta Rap String Quartet.

Early Baroque and Roll

Women bathing at the seaside

"You didn't have to go to the store for stuffing mix, Mom. I used our leftover Halloween candy."

Pirate Yoga

"Once upon a time and a half..."

Vote Claus.

"Boy I'm so fed up with dancing to Indian music: Wish he would play some Rock'N Roll..."