Music Fusionist Mugs

I've never heard classical music played to a hip-hop beat. He likes to jiggle the Handel!

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Footballer and Bacteria.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hanukkah tree

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"I'd like to make a return."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

Cowpunk

"How much more for pinstripes?"

Synesthesia in action... "There it is - my piano concerto."

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

Five seconds before the first turducken.

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Groovy witch.

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'The hood gives it street cred.'

Advanced Fusion: Gangsta Rap String Quartet.

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

"You didn't have to go to the store for stuffing mix, Mom. I used our leftover Halloween candy."

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

Early Baroque and Roll

Women bathing at the seaside

Pirate Yoga

"Once upon a time and a half..."

Vote Claus.