Fairytale Fusionist Mugs

"Once upon a time and a half..."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Footballer and Bacteria.

Rapunzcow

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hanukkah tree

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

Five seconds before the first turducken.

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Peter

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'The hood gives it street cred.'

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

Youth Returns to Religion

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

Women bathing at the seaside

"You didn't have to go to the store for stuffing mix, Mom. I used our leftover Halloween candy."

Pirate Yoga

"What the hell story is this from?"

Vote Claus.

"Love, compassion, forgiveness- those are very christian values" "For all we know I might have been a christain in a previous life"