Fairytale Fusionist Prints

"Once upon a time and a half..."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Rapunzcow

Footballer and Bacteria.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hanukkah tree

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

Five seconds before the first turducken.

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Peter

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'The hood gives it street cred.'

Youth Returns to Religion

I've never heard classical music played to a hip-hop beat. He likes to jiggle the Handel!

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

"I'm your Fairy God lawyer and will grant you three Gloria Allreds."

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

"You didn't have to go to the store for stuffing mix, Mom. I used our leftover Halloween candy."

Women bathing at the seaside

Pirate Yoga

"What the hell story is this from?"

"Love, compassion, forgiveness- those are very christian values" "For all we know I might have been a christain in a previous life"