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"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

'You haven't lived until you've heard rap done in harp music.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

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"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Synesthesia in action... "There it is - my piano concerto."

Cowpunk

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

Musical Mestizo.

Gramophone Headphone

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

Santa Claus

'Condensed-Matter blues'

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

Groovy witch.

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

Covid-19 Christmas Tree

"There she is! The Holy Bubbha!"

The Crew played Musical Selections from 'Luciano Pavarotti sings Snoop Dog."

Advanced Fusion: Gangsta Rap String Quartet.

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

'Ask him if he knows anything by Andre Rieu.'

Early Baroque and Roll

"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

"We decided to combine Halloween and Thanksgiving this year."

"Boy I'm so fed up with dancing to Indian music: Wish he would play some Rock'N Roll..."