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"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

'You haven't lived until you've heard rap done in harp music.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Cowpunk

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Synesthesia in action... "There it is - my piano concerto."

"Following our merger with Easter, you will, of course, have additional responsibilities."

Musical Mestizo.

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

Gramophone Headphone

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

'Condensed-Matter blues'

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

Santa Claus

Groovy witch.

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

"There she is! The Holy Bubbha!"

Covid-19 Christmas Tree

The Crew played Musical Selections from 'Luciano Pavarotti sings Snoop Dog."

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

Advanced Fusion: Gangsta Rap String Quartet.

Early Baroque and Roll

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

I've never heard classical music played to a hip-hop beat. He likes to jiggle the Handel!

'Ask him if he knows anything by Andre Rieu.'

"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."