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"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

Advanced Fusion: Gangsta Rap String Quartet.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'What clan do you belong to?'

Iliadette.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"OMG, LOL!"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Mexican angels.

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Pamplona 500

Synesthesia in action... "There it is - my piano concerto."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Pyramid Skiers

Cowpunk

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

The Dali 'Bama.

Peter

Rocket charmer.

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

'I always wanted to be a genre, but I'm worried I've become a cliche.'

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

"Que tonteria! This says they're making Spanish telenovelas for American TV! How will the characters understand each other...if they're all talking in English!"

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'