Old-school Lovers Gifts

"Everybody meets online these days."

"What old school? This is my life."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Old Book Smell

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Peace on Earth

"I'd like to make a return."

A couple lie in bed

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

'I'm afraid it doesn't look good Ma'am. Your husband's got 'Saturday Night Fever.'

Cuba returns to the bicycle

"I've gone for a retro phone."

Very old fashioned computer.

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

'No cup holder?'

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'

Toilet Paper

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

"Some are born old."

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

'Grandpa, what was the most romantic thing you ever tweeted grandma?'

Workers constructing barcodes

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

'The doctor doesn't like computers, he prefers to lose patients' records the old fashioned way.'

'I'm sick of history - is there never an end to it?'

Church in the year 2035.