Old School Music Lover Gifts

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

"I said: 'Can you turn the jukebox down, I can't hear myself drink!"

"What old school? This is my life."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Bryan Ferry

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Fun (circa 1955)

Steve Howe.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"You know you're getting old when..."

Playing Mozart to the baby.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"Everybody meets online these days."

Luthier

Neil Young

King with the boom box.

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Fossil bands

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Mick Jagger.

Gramaphone Man.

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Amy Winehouse

A 60's pop group

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

The Beatles - Flabby Road

ABBA

Button up your overcoat.

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

Sixties rock stars in heaven.