Vintage Meets Modern Gifts

"If I'm to create objects and graphics in the text...I'll need Windows."

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Mid-century Father

'It's a selfie.'

Carole Lombard

Hip Operation

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

"My, grandma, what big hair and shoulder pads you had!"

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Underwear boy at 80

"Reproduction furniture."

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

Edwardians.

This is how we used to dry clothes. Cool! Solar power in action. It's, like, totally free energy! That�s right � Women's labor is, like, totally free. Did we just switch topics?

"We're from the 'Times' Style-section rescue squad."

"Here's looking at me, kid."

Handlebar Moustache Man

Santa '50s' Claus.

"And our charging station, also a period piece. . ."

"Look how styles change. I've been asked to pose for Vogue."

Georges Feydeau.

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

American Gothic lol

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

The Grim reaper during the 1970's