Modern Meets Classic Gifts

American Gothic lol

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'It's a selfie.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Queen Victoria discovers the internet

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

'When did YOU get your own website?'

Music for The Thinker

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Minotaur Exits Maze As Doorman Calls Cab

"Velcro!"

'The Ancient Mariner now...'

Elderly man with a selfie stick

'You'd better go easy on the porridge for awhile, Goldie -- my parents are getting suspicious.'

Faxissimus

'I love it, grandma! Thank you for the thong quilt!'

Medusa takes a selfie

'When does the screen saver come on?'

A woman hitchhikes to the post office.

Little Bo Peet Geolocates her Sheep

"Press any key to continue."

Do Not Enter Without Masks