Classic Meets Playful Gifts

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Mice Cream

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

Jumble Sale

"The doctor will she you now."

Stand back - while I whip something up

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'T.S.I.F.'

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

"If I'm going to have a baby brother, can I help design him?"

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

"But we ARE practising, Mum."

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

Fat Kid 9- Mummy and Daddy are insane

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

"What is your position regarding the issue of emotional commitment in a relationship?"

American Gothic lol