Classic Meets Modern Gifts

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Queen Victoria discovers the internet

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'It's a selfie.'

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"If I'm to create objects and graphics in the text...I'll need Windows."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

American Gothic lol

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

Hibernation sure isn't the same since we modernized

'When did YOU get your own website?'

Music for The Thinker

Minotaur Exits Maze As Doorman Calls Cab

"Velcro!"

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Elderly man with a selfie stick

Faxissimus

'I love it, grandma! Thank you for the thong quilt!'

North Pole. The red nose had nothing to do with guiding us --- Rudolph has a GPS device!

'When does the screen saver come on?'

A woman hitchhikes to the post office.

Sedan Chair Holder on a Skateboard.

Little Bo Peet Geolocates her Sheep

Do Not Enter Without Masks