Tradition Meets Modernity Gifts

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'It's a selfie.'

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

'LOL!'

American Gothic lol

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

Is-you-is-or-is-you-ain't my baby!

Queen Victoria discovers the internet

Van Gogh self-portrait with selfie stick

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

Computer video dreidel.

Minotaur Exits Maze As Doorman Calls Cab

A hunter shoots a drone

"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

'Morris dancing' "As part of 'Cool Britannia' it's actually our chefs cousin Morris who's heavily into hip hop..."

Faxissimus

North Pole. The red nose had nothing to do with guiding us --- Rudolph has a GPS device!

"If we let them get away with a Tower of Babel, they'll start putting up satellites next!"

'I love it, grandma! Thank you for the thong quilt!'

Elderly man with a selfie stick

'When does the screen saver come on?'

Push button for sea to part.

3-D Virtual Reality Fox Hunting

Amish-ish.

I thought everyone had a sat-nav system these days...

"There ain't enough room in this season for the both of us."

"The pheras are over. You may now update your profiles."