Classic Meets Playful Pillows

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Mice Cream

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"The doctor will she you now."

Jumble Sale

Stand back - while I whip something up

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

'T.S.I.F.'

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"If I'm going to have a baby brother, can I help design him?"

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

"But we ARE practising, Mum."

"What is your position regarding the issue of emotional commitment in a relationship?"

Teddy organ grinder

'It's very realistic, Katie. It comes equipped with plenty of redtape!'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

American Gothic lol

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'